We Will Accept Donald Trump's Presidency If . . .

Half of the country is still in shock after what happened on November 8th, 2016. Barack Obama's presidency has been called improbable. Improbable in the sense is how could an African American, raised by a single white mother, attain the highest office of this land, with its slavery past we still can catch glimpses of in our retrospective rear view mirror of history. Then Donald Trump's presidency will be called impossible, impossible to govern because Hillary Clinton won the popular votes, and also given his behaviors and character flaws he has shown in his relentless, take-no-prisoner, scorched-earth drive for power. Bad!

Let's do away with the Electoral College. It doesn't represent the spirit of "every vote counts." Under the Trump Administration, no one can afford any colleges anyway, Electoral College or otherwise. Trump University, anyone? Coming to you from the Trump Enterprise near you. Huge!

His supporters argue the enormity and dignity of the Oval Office will transform Donald Trump. He will be a better man because of it. Donald Trump, as president, will act and behave very differently from the man we saw on campaign trails and in the primary and presidential debates. Bigly, so they say.

Most people would give them the benefit of the doubt, but they should look no further than the 37th president, Richard Nixon’s Watergate snooping affair of the heart of the DNC, or the 42nd, Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky’s White House "smooching" affair of the heart at Washington, DC. The Nixon affair was the corruption and abuse of the office against his own real or imagined political enemies. As an analogy, and to borrow the parlance of Roman Catholicism, Nixon’s affair was an equivalence of a mortal sin that injures others and damages one’s eternal soul, redeemable only through purgatory. The Clinton affair was a momentary weakness of his own moral character and was his own worst enemy. A mere venial sin that could be dispensed with by reciting a few Hail Marys. Amen!

We should take to heart the axiom that power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely. Oval Office is no ordinary military command bunker of a banana republic, it holds the key to the world’s most powerful and destructive arsenals. Trump’s handlers conveniently seem to suffer from a collective lapse of severe short term memory deficit. Low energy!

Personally, I just simply can't separate Donald Trump, the candidate, from Donald Trump, the soon-to-be President. Unless he suffers from a serious mental illness, the Dissociative Identity Disorder, aka, multiple personalities, then he can blame it all on his evil other self, probably goes by the name of Jim Crow Drumpf. Sad!

However, for the good of this country, for our own common and greater good, and just as generous as Obamacare, I call on my fellow countrymen to accept Donald Trump's presidency despite his preexisting conditions. His racism, sexism, misogyny, slandering fabrications, outright lies, xenophobia, narcissism, megalomania, total lack of common decency and civility. Crooked!

But we'll keep tabs on your pulses, both political, financial as well as physical (remember you’re a 70 years old cantankerous old man), with both of your hands (aww, Donald, don't be ashamed, you don't have to win all the time!) at full extent, in full public view with total transparency, so the lefty knows exactly at all time what your righty is doing, besides grasping some poor hapless and helpless women’s “kitty cats”! We'll continue to monitor and prevent any further deterioration of all of your above preexisting conditions. If your impulses, uh . . . pulses continue to show major irregularities, we'll bring to bear our bigger and upper hands and deliver a defibrillation presidential reset, called impeachment. Tyranny and evil prevail only if all good men and women stand idly by and do nothing, and not vote! This will be so bigly huge a knockout punch you wouldn't believe it, believe us. By the way, those hands of yours, Donald, are Lightweight!

Finally, we do hope you will surprise us and succeed in healing this great country and as our president. As President Obama so gracefully and elegantly put it: “I want to emphasize to you, Mr. President-elect, that we now are going to want to do everything we can to help you succeed because if you succeed, then the country succeeds.” Hopefully, in a good way. Big league!

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